Just a Slingin'

I love my slings. They are kind of like taking a wild ride back in Mommy's belly. You think they make those things for grown men, because I never think I'll want to outgrow them? How cool is this...I help Mommy do the laundry, dishes, vacuuming, mopping, shopping, etc. without ever lifting a finger. But, just one more question...if I'm actively participating in all of these chores, where is my allowance already? $10 per hour please!!!!